Chungianity

Chungianity is the most popular religion found on Earth. Its central tenets include belief in the almighty savior Jechung Christ, the existence of Chung Energy, the 5 Sins, the return of the Son on Chungs Day, the unwavering truth of the Holy Chungus, and life after death, in the afterchung.

Central Tenets
Jechung Christ is the almighty savior and creator of the universe. He has created each man with inner Chung Energy, as opposed to external Chung Energy, which was eradicated at the end of the first age of Man. Chung Energy exists within each living person, and fuels the soul. Each living person who loses their Chung Energy will not continue into the afterchung, to live with Jechung Christ. Chung Energy is gained at birth, and can be lost through committing any of the 5 sins. Chung Energy cannot be regained, for Jechung Christ fears of any one man having too much Chung Energy and falling to wickedness. Followers of Jechung Christ believe that on Chungus Day, the Holy Spirit will return to earth and find a new vessel to inhabit, and restore the Earth to an age of peace, where no man shall ever lose their Chung Energy. The Holy Chungus is the text written by Jechung Christ himself as well as Mark Chung, the Son. It gives a detailed account of the creation of the universe, the fall, the merging of the Son with the Holy Spirit, and describes the mission that the Son is to complete to save his age of Mankind. Also included is the 5 Sins, and the Afterchung. The Holy Chungus is a sacred text that is 100% truth. The afterchung is believed to be the state entered by any man who perishes while still retaining his internal Chung Energy. In this state, man will live with Jechung Christ, and eventually the Son after his return, in Christs lakeside mansion. The 5 Sins are the 5 actions that man can take to rid himself of his inner Chung Energy. The Great Hairy Buffalo invited people to join The Train to Wisdom to his personal realm where information is free and accessible by all. He has not returned since.
 * Jechung Christ
 * Chung Energy
 * Resurrection of the Son
 * Holy Chungus
 * Afterchung
 * 5 Sins
 * The Great Hairy Buffalo