5 Sins

The 5 Sins are the five actions that man can take, or not take, to lose the Chung Energy within him, and ban him from ever entering the afterchung.

The 5 Sins include:
 * 1) Losing your belief in the savior, Jechung Christ
 * 2) Not growing a banana tree on your property
 * 3) Stealing the banana tree of another man
 * 4) Attempting to internalize the external Chung Energy around you
 * 5) Believing in the almighty Meghanickle (the mysterious twin brother of Jechung who lives on as the shadow of death and all darkness ever). Not much is known of the Meghanickle, but he is the definition of death and destruction embodied. In fact, he once murdered a Chungianity priest, Wiseman. Wiseman was brutally stripped of his internal Chung energy and eaten to death. Something equally unfortunate happened to Uncle Pom. To believe in the almighty Meghanickle, you must where black and white caps and wobsu rings. The sacred wobsu rings are forged from the souls of sad children and show your allegiance to the Meghanickle.